[download]Harken back with me to the days of yesteryear, when people went to hotels and congregated around comedic and demented music... it seems so long ago, doesn't it? We're giving you a shot in the arm this week with highlights from the MarsCon 2020 Comedy Music Track, and don't forget to pick up the full version at the link at the bottom!
1. “They’re Not on My Diet†by Kornflake
2. “Sit on My Face†by Karl Brown
3. News of the Stupid
4. “Mr. Darkside†by Il Neige
Kornflake is at flopcast.net
Karl Brown is at automaticpilot.org
Il Neige can be found on YouTube
and get the MarsCon 2020 Comedy Music Track Fundraiser at https://marsconcomedy.wordpress.com/pastfundraisers/
Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!
[download]As America takes out the trash with the worst President in history and replaces him with someone who just four years ago was sitting on the curb for free pickup, at least maybe we've all heard the last of songs about Trump. But who are we kidding, we've still got one last episode to fill before the U-Hauls show up on Pennsylvania Avenue.
1. “Hey There America†by The Holderness Family
2. “Fucked Around and Found Out†by Killy Dwyer
3. News of the Stupid!
4. “Impeached Again, Naturally†by Founders Sing
The Holderness Family are on YouTube
Killy Dwyer is at facebook.com/KILLYDWYER
and Founders Sing are at FoundersSing.com
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[download]On this week's episode, Devo Spice looks forward and back... at the same time... which makes him look a little like a Marty Feldman cosplay. Good thing this isn't TV. This week we look forward to another President, go to the dark side for one of the best from The FuMP 2020, and reach further back for a classic MJD parody. Trump still has the nuke codes for about a week so rehearse your 1950s hide-under-a-table bomb drills while you listen to this week's episode!
1. “Dump Trump†by Darth Nater
2. “Mr. Darkside†by Il Neige
3. News of the Stupid!
4. “Jeannie's Diner†by Mark Jonathan Davis
Darth Nater is at DarthNater.com
Il Neige is at ilneigeyt.bandcamp.com
and Mark Jonathan Davis is at markjonathandavis.com
Thank you to our Patreon backers for helping make this show possible!!!
[download]Now that 2020 is behind us, we need that hindsight more than ever! Things CAN get worse and so we must embrace and adapt and have the FORESIGHT to understand that. Which is why Devo Spice has curated the songs in this week's show to address the new normal where we are just gonna GO FOR IT and embrace, binge, gorge and purge... and maybe even pee our pants!
1. “I Bet I Can Eat More Waffles Than You†by Insane Ian
2. “Peed in My Pants†by Knuckleheadz
3. News of the Stupid!
4. “Social Distancing Butterfly†by Anthony Kapfer
InsaneIan is at InsaneIan.com and his new EP can be found at insaneian.bandcamp.com
Knuckleheadz are at knuckleheadz.bandcamp.com, that’s Knuckleheadz with a Z
and Anthony Kapfer is at anthonykapfer.com
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[download]Well, 2020 was... oh look, my trauma defense mechanism is already wiping my memory of one of the worst years in human history! If the bliss of amnesia has also hit you, come revel in our year-end wrap up show, including the best of 2020's News of the Stupid and some of the most uplifting songs about the year that, unfortunately, was.
1. “This Year Is a Dumpster Fire†by The Holderness Family
2. News of the Stupid
3. “End of the World†by Henry Phillips
4. News of the Stupid - Best of 2020!
5. “In the Year 2020†by Drew Jacobs
The Holderness Family are on YouTube
Henry Phillips is at HenryPhillips.com
and Drew Jacobs is at DrewJacobs.com
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[download]It's our final episode before Christmas and we're gonna execute this maneuver like two masked faces standing beneath mistletoe! Yeah, it's awkward, but the sentiment is there.
We wish all of our listeners (look, if you want our blessing, you gotta listen) a very SAFE yet very happy holiday. Love each other, we're all we've got.
1. “Oh God, I’m Santa Claus!†by The Arrogant Worms
2. “Merry Christmas Robot Christ†by Bonecage
3. News of the Stupid!
4. “Won’t Be Ho Ho Home for the Holidays†by Reformed Whores
The Arrogant Worms are at ArrogantWorms.com, and don’t forget to go to arrogantworms1.bandcamp.com to pick up their free Christmas album!
Bonecage is at youtube.com/bonecage
and the Reformed Whores are at reformedwhores.com
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[download]We continue our slide towards Christmas 2020, like a really weary old traveler trying to keep his footing on a frozen incline... yep, we're gonna fall on our ass. But never fear, here's some holiday music to take your minds off of that and back to the wonderful la-la land we call "The Season"!
1. “Santa’s Gonna Telecommute This Christmas (COVID-19 Version)†by Power Salad
2. “Ghosts of Christmas†by TV’s Kyle
3. News of the Stupid
4. “Christmas Is Almost Here†by The Arrogant Worms
Power Salad is at PowerSalad.bandcamp.com
TV’s Kyle is at TVsKyle.bandcamp.com
and The Arrogant Worms are at arrogantworms.com
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[download]On this week's episode Devo Spice breaks out the tree, trims it with lights, sets it ablaze and puts it out with egg nog! In other words, Spice gets seasony!
1. “Have A Covid Lockdown Xmas!†by Joe J Thomas
2. Overthrow Santa Claus†by Joe Messina
3. News of the Stupid
4. “Grandma’s Killer Fruitcake†by Dr. Elmo
5. BONUS SONG UNDER THE TREE: “Judgment on COVID-19 goes HEAVY METAL (Kenneth Copeland Remix)†by Andre Antunes
Joe J Thomas is at JoesDump.com
Joe Messina is at joemessina.bandcamp.com
Dr. Elmo is at drelmo.com
and Andre Antunes is on YouTube.
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[download]We're on the other side of Halloween and Thanksgiving, but not yet to Christmas, so welcome to that holiday taint time they call, "The Season"! We'll try and get you excited for it with something new by Animaniacs, some video game porn, and we drop a reindeer deuce.
1. “The Catch Up Song†by Animaniacs
2. “I Had Sex with Pac-Man†by Worm Quartet
3. News of the Stupid!
4. “Rudolph Dropped A Package On My Rooftop (Reindeer Song #2)†by Steve Goodie
New episodes of Animaniacs are on Hulu
Worm Quartet is at WormQuartet.bandcamp.com
and Steve Goodie is at SteveGoodie.com
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[download]On this week's episode we celebrate the triumphant return of "The Pac-Man Guy" and "The Pirate Guy"! We also toss in some not-so-triumphant cancellation of a great American tradition. Sorry/not sorry, Grammy!
1. “Rough Pirates Anthem†by Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew
2. “Pac-Man Fever†by Worm Quartet
3. News of the Stupid!
4. “Missing Thanksgiving†by The Holderness Family
Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew are at captaindan.bandcamp.com
Worm Quartet is at WormQuartet.bandcamp.com
and The Holderness Family are on YouTube
Thank you to our Patreon backers for helping make this show possible!